I'm healed and didn't know it.

I'm on my way to Miami, again, and boarding the plane I learned I'm no longer handicapped. Usually I'm allowed to board early due to my handicap. I don't board early because I feel i'm special due to my condition but because if I board a plane full of people, i'm going to knock half of them in the head with my elbow. So I got to my usual spot for people to board early, and the half English speaking lady told me I wasn't handicapped because I wasn't in a wheelchair. What the Fuck? I see a free plane ticket in my future after I write them a letter. Don't fly United.

Freaks

Every now and then, and I'm sure it happens to everyone, I'll meet a couple and they are both complete freaks. It makes me wonder if two freaks found each other, or did one convert the other?

Another Saturday at the DMV

I'm sitting at the DMV office for the second Saturday morning in a row. It's been a long battle the last two months and they've had their way with me a few times, but I really believe that after today the battle will be over. So I'll be a legal resident with a legally registered vehicle in the independent state of VA.
Saturday is the day parents bring their kids to the DMV to get their driver's licenses. I've noticed these last to Saturdays that I'm extremely bad at guessing people's ages, namely 16 year old girls. They look freakin 30. There are also 30 year old women here that look 16. I propose a new national law that all females under the age of 21 be required to display their age on their forehead in an effort to aid people like me who are terrible at guessing ages. Alternately, this could be displayed on their ass instead because sometimes I look there first.

Language Barrier

So how do two people from totally separate countries understand each other when they both speak very bad English but with different accents? I don't know but it's fun to watch. I have no idea what either one is saying. And people say I talk funny......

A Lesson in Common Sense

If you are at an event and everyone in the crowd is sitting down but you, you're blocking someone's view. Duh Huh. And you're a self centered asshole.
Cam Lewis
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Low Flying Planes

I don't think I'll ever get used to low flying planes. This is daily and kind of freaky.
Cam Lewis
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