I'm healed and didn't know it.

I'm on my way to Miami, again, and boarding the plane I learned I'm no longer handicapped. Usually I'm allowed to board early due to my handicap. I don't board early because I feel i'm special due to my condition but because if I board a plane full of people, i'm going to knock half of them in the head with my elbow. So I got to my usual spot for people to board early, and the half English speaking lady told me I wasn't handicapped because I wasn't in a wheelchair. What the Fuck? I see a free plane ticket in my future after I write them a letter. Don't fly United.