I'm sitting at the DMV office for the second Saturday morning in a row. It's been a long battle the last two months and they've had their way with me a few times, but I really believe that after today the battle will be over. So I'll be a legal resident with a legally registered vehicle in the independent state of VA.
Saturday is the day parents bring their kids to the DMV to get their driver's licenses. I've noticed these last to Saturdays that I'm extremely bad at guessing people's ages, namely 16 year old girls. They look freakin 30. There are also 30 year old women here that look 16. I propose a new national law that all females under the age of 21 be required to display their age on their forehead in an effort to aid people like me who are terrible at guessing ages. Alternately, this could be displayed on their ass instead because sometimes I look there first.
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